
Yesterday was a beautiful fall day so Andy and I loaded up the kiddos for a trip to the pumpkin patch.
Andy found a great place about forty minutes away, and after buying our tickets, we headed straight for the corn mazes. We tried to keep Emma and Chloe in their stroller, but were quickly curtailed by the fact that this corn maze was located in East Tennessee and not southern Minnesota (i.e. hills). Luckily we weren’t that far in, so we unloaded the girls and Andy found a parking spot for the stroller.
Andy took the lead and Logan and Chloe stayed close behind him most of the time. I ended up carrying Emma at first, but she eventually wanted to walk too. You would have never have known, though, based on the various grunts and whines escaping for her mouth. Every once in a while I would ask her if she wanted me to hold her hand or carry her and she would tell me “uh uh.”
We finally made it back out of the corn maze with the same number of children we went in with, and I ran to the car to put something away while Andy took the Logan, Emma, and Chloe over to a play area the farm had set up. On my way back, Andy was waving me to hurry up and I just assumed that it was almost time for our hay ride, but when I got back Andy informed me that the police had just chased to people into the corn maze and that we should probably go.
Cue one broken-hearted three-year-old who was geared up for a hay ride to the pumpkin patch and a daddy that ended up with a wet shoulder.
We drove around for a bit pondering what to do and, after producing three lollipops that calmed the broken-hearted down a bit, we decided to get some lunch and then head back to see if corn maze thugs had been caught so we could continue our fall festivities.

An hour later we returned and were glad to see the police cars were gone. We parked right in front of the big red hay ride towing tractor and headed back to the barn to find out if all was well. After confirming the bad guys (or guy and girl in this instance) had been caught, we headed to the “back barn” where there was a huge slide and a very small petting zoo.
Andy took Logan up to the second level of the barn so he could go down the slide. Assuming Emma and Chloe would be terrified to slide down the two story tall black tube that ended with a manmade berm, the girls and I stayed at the bottom to make sure Logan didn’t fly out and over the gravel hill. After one more trip down the slide, we headed into the barn to see the animals.
Chloe was drawn immediately to a “puppy” that looked a lot like a baby goat.
Logan started making slop with some hay and a bucket of water he’d found like he’d been living on a farm all his three years.
Emma enjoyed everything from a distance.
Before we left, Logan finally got his hay ride to the pumpkin patch. Emma and Chloe loved climbing the hay bales until the tractor started. (With the first rumble of the engine, Chloe scrambled onto my lap and Emma headed straight for Andy’s.) A short ride across the field later, we had a chance to pick out our pumpkins and, after our return trip, a very happy Logan told the tractor driver that “that was so much fun!”
If you would like to see some photos from our pumpkin patch adventures, make sure you
check them out here.